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Peter Pan Live reviewPeter Pan Live reviewPeter Pan Live review by monstermaster13
Disclaimer:
This is a review of a live event by a mostly fictional character, if you in anyway think this is real, then you are trying too hard to be a troll or a-logger wannabe - either that or you are insane and you need professional help.
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Chris:
Ladies and gentlemen, humans of all ages - fellow Walkens and loyal children of the night, it is time for the event everyone has been awaiting for....that's right, it's the event that this whole year has been leading up to.
Grab your pirate clothes and fairydust, it's time for the Walken to review...Peter Pan Live. Wow, i'm so excited. A Walken has never reviewed a live performance before and I feel quite nervous, but don't worry - that's because i'm so excited, as should you be , my beloved followers.
So let's set sail and take a look at the NBC mu

Weird But OkayYou may have noticed one thing about me.Weird But Okay by monstermaster13
And it's that i'm different.
But i'm okay with it.
I'm not changing for anyone.
So what if i'm weird?
So what if I do stories about people turning into animals, monsters, objects, characters or celebrities?
So what if I like listening to hypnosis audio files to relax sometimes?
So what if I like RPing as various monsters?
What you call weird, I call normal - at least for me.
Don't judge me based on how others perceive me.
I may be a little Devious.
But i'm not so scary once you get to know me.
So what if I have a Walken obsession and have fictional personae based on celebrities?
It's just a regular thing to me.
I don't want to change the way I am just because of what others think.
That's just stupid..and i'm not like that.
Look, i'm flattered if you want to talk about me regarding my work.
But I don't feel it is necessary.
I'm perfectly capable of making fun of my weirdness.
And I can do it on my own.
I respect your opinions.
But don't expect me

Ask Chris 21Chris:Ask Chris 21 by monstermaster13
Hello everyone i’m Chris the alpha Walken and welcome back to another installment of Ask Chris, where I answer all of your Walken related questions. Today I will be talking about my new book Walkenolution and my views on a certain someone who is stealing my thunder.
Q: What is your new book 'Walkenolution' about?
Chris: In my new book Walkenolution, I discuss all of the issues that are on my mind and I solve the mystery that has plagued us all since birth and crack the code behind the system and humanity itself, as well as discuss about what things need to be changed in today's society and how the world deserves a Walken-olution. I will change the way you humans all think about how the system works. For a while now you humans have feared the Walken but also adored him, now he shall reward you with his kindly, insightful words of wisdom.
With my new book 'Walken-olution' you can read the insightfu

RB Nightmare ReferencesMovies/TV Shows Referenced or Parodied in my Russell Brand nightmares:RB Nightmare References by monstermaster13
1. An American Werewolf In London. (The transformation scene)
2. A Clockwork Orange. (Brainwashing scene referenced constantly)
3. The Thing. (Russell's head growing spider-legs and moving around like the Norris head)
4. Stepford Wives. (Referenced frequently with the brainwashed fans.)
5. The Fly. (Referenced/parodied a lot with the transformations into Russell himself being grotesque in nature).
6. Walking Dead. (The Zombie invasion nightmare)
7. The Exorcist. (Referenced in the recent one I had)
8. Rosemary's Baby. (The theme from the movie sometimes plays)
9. Star Trek universe. (Borg Assimilation parodied in one nightmare)
10. Universal Monster Movies. (Parodied with the full moon one.)
11. Carrie. (Referenced in the very first one I had where I predicted he would win the Razzie for the supposed Drop Dead Fred remake, the 'They're All Gonna Laugh At You' line is spoken by me to him in said dream, the scene in w
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My name is Nathan Forester, I like monsters and comedy and my favorite singers include MJ (Michael Jackson), Alice Cooper and Meatloaf. Current Residence: New Zealand Print preference: Poster format Favourite genre of music: Metal, 80's pop Favourite photographer: Not sure. Favourite style of art: Photomanips Operating System: Windows MP3 player of choice: Itunes Shell of choice: Turtle shell Wallpaper of choice: Whatever theme matches the monster of the week. Skin of choice: Green Favourite cartoon character: Megamind. Want to talk shapeshifters and transformations? Join me here: chat.deviantart.com/chat/Shape… Want to RP or just chat about monsters? Meet me on here: MonsterChatandRP. ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |