Chris's Vampire Meme.

1. 
Chris:
My name is Christopher but everyone calls me Chris,  the alpha Walken.  Because I am the leader of a new breed of vampires known simply as 'Walkens',  and no...we don't sparkle or serve as eye-candy for love-lorn teenagers.  Because I go by classic vampire rules in folklore and movies.   Including From Dusk Till Dawn - the movie not the tv show...because the snake-people in the tv show clearly aren't fit to fill the shoes of the vampires from the movie.

2. 
Chris:
Well..it has to be that the inspiration behind me comes from both movie vampires and folkloric vampires,  but my most unique quality is that i'm well...Walkeny.  I'm one of the only vamps that is a Christopher Walken inspired vampire.   Also,  I have a bit of Hessian blood in me.  *snarls*

3.
Chris:
I take on a more human-like form as a guise and I masquerade as either an entertainer of some kind like a musician,  or as a teacher like for example a drama or dance instructor and win my potential victims over with my charm,  good manners and charismatic nature so that I can earn their trust,   once i've done it..they are lulled into a false sense of security I bring them into my Walkeny den,  hypnotize them and bite them/scratch them which in turn transforms them into either a 'Walken' like me or a She-Hessian.   Of course I only go after young adults or teenagers or just about anyone who has been bad,  I don't go after children because of the whole pedophilia thing.   But I do love to go after superheroes or other supernatural beings.  Except of course for the ones my powers don't work on like Gods/goddesses/demi-gods/demi-goddesses,  demons,  robots/cyborgs or aliens.

4.
Chris: 
You want me to show off my fighting prowess?  Okay..i'll give it a shot.  *he roars and snarls,  bearing his pointed teeth,  he lunges at his opponent and snarls before grabbing them by the neck,  he slashes them with his claw-like fingernails and snarls ferociously,  he roars in a Hessian-like fashion as he slaughters his opponent before returning back to what he was doing before*  How's that?  Too gruesome? Nah...nothing's too bloody or gory for me...except modern day horror movies.

5. 
Chris:
Hypnotize them of course,  and bite them/scratch them passionately and make said female love-interest into an eerie but alluring She-Hessian who will be admired and adored by fellow vampire and 'Walken' types but feared by humans,  the new She-Hessians are treated with lots of love and respect.

6.
Chris: *smirking at the fan-girls*
Yessss...come to Walken.   You cannot resist my Walkeny charm and hypnotic voice...and especially not my blue eyes...my beautiful alluring blue eyes that will put you in a trance.  You know that you love me...yes,  come to me.  The Walken knows you love him...and you love me don't you?  Yeeessss...of course you do.  A good Walken always respects their followers.   Yeeeesss...the Walken loves you all!

7.
Chris:
I know certain people have accused me of being a 'god-mod' character but those people do not know any better,   i'm not all the powerful lord of darkness everybody thinks I am.  For one thing I have all the traditional vampire weaknesses,  both from movies and a little from folklore...plus I have a fixation for cowbell that sometimes gets in the way...even if in i'm in human form and I hear that tinking sound...my Walkeny instincts kick in and I start to revert back to being my Walkeny self.   I may be a master of disguises and blending in, but sometimes it can be easy to tell that i'm not like the rest of the humans here.   Like with Megamind,  it's the eyes...you know when Megamind is disguised as Bernard but you can still tell it's him because of his chautreussian green eyes?  Well sometimes you can tell my Walkeness is showing by blue eyes...in my human form I have brown eyes but as a Walken I have piercing icy blue eyes.

I also can be vicious or vindictive when angered and go into a berserker-like state known as the 'Hessian' state named after the horseman himself,  mainly because in this state I bare a striking resemblance to him.   This state also comes into play if I start going without blood for a long period of time and I start to 'bloodlust'  uncontrollably.   It's the instincts again...i've learned to cope with them though.  Just because i'm immortal doesn't mean i'm immune to death.  Immortal does mean ageless NOT that you can't be killed.

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Chris:
I can't exactly recall but I used to be a human at one point but I was hypnotized and conditioned by my master Jon ('s character) and slowly but surely turned into the 'Walken' you see today,   of course it was a gradual mental and physical process and by the point it was fully complete most if not all of my human traits were already replaced with Walkeny ones.  I used to hate it at first but now I love it,   the only reason that I didn't like becoming a Walken at first was that I felt that the transformation itself was too painful or scary...but that's only because I resisted it.  I didn't want to turn evil,  that's all.

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Chris:
Well...your basic vampire powers but updated a bit with a very Christopher Walken-y twist...that twist being that anyone I turn becomes a Walken or She-Hessian if I bite/scratch them or hypnotize them,   so it's basically akin to a virus only with the victims becoming either Christopher Walkens with vampiric traits and attributes or female versions of the Hessian.   I have a huge army of Walkens and She-Hessians.

10.
Chris:
Did you say blood?  Mmmm...yes,  delicious blood...I could sure use some right about now.   How about you lend me some of yours?  Or perhaps you know someone with some blood to spare?  Come on now...give me some blood,  i'm a very thirsty Walken you know...and you are my ticket to having a decent meal.  *he licks his lips*

11.
Chris:
I have plenty of allies and they include my gargoyle companion Staten ('s character),  my master Jon ('s character),  my Walken/She-Hessian army,  my various supporters on here and on the DA forums,  as well as fellow vampires like Gary Oldman's version of Dracula and of course my role model the original Jerry Dandridge.

12. 
Chris:
I can't think of anyone on here to bite...let's see,  so I choose to bite the following people and give them vampiric powers like the ones I have - they are as follows and in the following order:  Chris Sarandon,  Willem Dafoe,  Simon Cowell,  Bruce Campbell,   George Clooney,  Steve Buscemi,  Tony Todd,  Sarah Michelle Gellar,  Michael C. Hall,  Linnea Quiggley,   Tia Carrere,  Danny Trejo,  Salma Hayek, Carmen Electra,  Sam Rockwell,  Christina Ricci -  and Johnny Depp.  Oh,  and Tom Savini as well.

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