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The Extremely Silly And Not Even At All Likely Werecreatures List
by Monstermaster13


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- Werecake. (What good would turning into a piece of food be? I mean wouldn't you just get eaten afterwards?)
- Wereinvalid. (This is ridiculous simply because an invalid is NOT a creature at all.)
- Weresponge.  (On second thought,  this may make a good idea for a Spongebob halloween special.  Considering they had a halloween short with this sort of thing.)
- Werefairy. (How can you be a werecreature and a magical being at the same time?)
- Wereanglerfish. (As cool as that would be.  Think about how traumatic it would be for the males.  Especially seeing as they would probably be ten times smaller than females and would primarily exist to be absorbed into the female's body.)
- Were-Ghost. (Kind of contradicts itself because being a ghost implies that you are dead, and that usually cures a werecreature. I have a feeling that Abram Von Brunt from the new Sleepy Hollow tv series is this because he made a deal to become the Horseman..so WereHeadlessHorseman, I guess.)
- Werebaby. (Wouldn't that be technically called 'Age Regression' or in Mortal Kombat a 'Babality'?)
- WereMuppet.(If you're a weremuppet..does that mean you used to belong to Jim Henson but were then bought by Disney?  And are you sure your name isn't Kermit the frog, Miss Piggy, Animal or Gonzo?)
- WerePidgeon. (What damage could a pidgeon do except for poop on a few statues?)
- WereTurkey. (I'm pretty sure whoever the poor sap who becomes one of these would have to deal with people trying to eat them.)
My recent list.
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Dude, don't knock pigeons. Those things can do serious damage in large numbers. They'd do great for distractions. Poop on a few people to throw them off while the real werewolves attack.

And wereghosts sound kinda cool. You get to be dead for a couple hours. I'd haunt the crap out of people. That'd be fun.
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monstermaster13 Dec 26, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
That is true.  Although they probably wouldn't be as respected in the werebird community as much as the more dangerous ones like vultures,  they could be affective.  Especially if they team up with werecrows,  then you could do a homage to Hitchcock's The Birds.

The were-ghost thing would be kind of...unique, you would probably get lots of different forms as well,   or probably be something like Beetlejuice or Barbara or Adam Maitland.    I would probably possess people and make them dance like in Michael Jackson's Ghosts.   Although what you just said does kind of remind me of a headline I heard on Leno once.   I recall that Leno read a headline that said a man who passed away and the headline said: "Man calls in dead to work".
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Yeah, there could be a group of werecrows and werepigeons that just form a truce and attack people and peck out their eyes 'Birds' style.

And there are a bunch of different type ghosts too. There could be like a were-poltergeist that just fades away under the full moon and breaks stuff. And yes. Beetlejuice-style wereghost
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monstermaster13 Dec 26, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
And the were-ghost idea could be very Danny Phantom inspired too,   as there have been non human ghosts in the show such as Wulf or Princess Dorathea aka the Dragon Ghost.
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Yes. I'm liking this idea very much.
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monstermaster13 Dec 26, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
Same here.   I'm sort of known for coming up with humorous parodies of werecreatures,  like my were-celebrities.   And there's so much you could do with them.  I've done a lot of stories that involve that sort of thing.   I've actually gone the extra mile by making my werecreatures humanoid based as a play on the whole were-in-werewolf means man thing.
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