Wild At Heart -  A Werebelushi Transformation guide

NOTE:
This is part of a satirical transformation guides series and is not to be taken seriously, the author wishes to inform everything that he is not a real werecreature and that this is all for fun.

This is not to be replicated in any form or to be screencapped for the purpose of trolling.  This and many other werecreature creations are courtesy of the author and are technically parodies. So if anyone throws a bitch fit, remember this is just a parody and that it is NOT real.
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Intro:

Nathan:
Hi there, i'm Nathan aka Monstermaster13 and I remember it so you don't have to.    Welcome to transformation guides.

Time for a little bit of a backstory,  I have a bit of a long spiritual connection with the late John Belushi,  I do more than just look up to him.    In fact he's like a father figure to me.

Some say I'm a lot like him except a few minor things,   but we'll fix that up with tonight's special transformation guides installment.

We're visiting the Werebelushi family again which as you know has four main members: WereJackBlack,  WereHurley,  Werejoshpeck,  and the main one in charge - the Werebelushi.

So put on your black shades,  togas and get ready for a really wild party,  we're delving into the Werebelushi transformation process.

Be warned that this will involve some clothes rippage.

Step 1:  Werebelushi Instinct

This is the first part of the transformation into a werebelushi,   the person that has been chosen to be the transformee is me.

This part is more of a slight mental change as I develop quite a few of the attributes that a werebelushi has.

This is where I become slightly more free-spirited and slightly more comedic in personality traits,   because remember John Belushi was wild and crazy on screen but generous,  although slightly troubled and free spirited off screen.

At this point this is where I develop heightened senses and a werebelushi's instincts which includes developing a hunger not just for food but also for passion,  freedom and life itself.   

As such I might become slightly hungry but this is normal as this is part of the instincts of a werebelushi taking over for a while.

As a side note,  think of the Werebelushi as being like a cartoon character specifically a Warner Brothers or Tex Avery type of cartoon.

In addition to this I start becoming a lot more energized as well,   when this part is done the actual transformation commences in part 2.

Step 2:   The Beginning Changes

This is the second step and where the actual transformation happens,   the first part was just a warm up and this is where the transformation actually happens.

It starts off with thick black fur growing on my hands as my fingernails grow longer and sharper becoming sharp black claws.

In addition to this my hands grow larger and my fingers become thicker and slightly chubby but still flexible.

Once this part is done we'll move onto step 3 which is part 2 of the transformation proccess.

Step 3:   Something's A Changin

This is the second part of the actual werebelushi transformation sequence,   this is where the feet will be changing.

This is where my shoes (if I am wearing any) will tighten and then slowly burst apart at the sides and back -  leaving some room for my feet.

As this is happening,  the front side will rip off to reveal my feet which will sprout thick black fur and the toenails will lengthen and sharpen becoming like my fingernails. My feet will grow larger and the toes will become thicker but still flexible.  

In addition to this i'll develop the next werebelushi power -  the enhanced superhuman agility.

By now the fur would have already started growing on my legs and upwards,  but after this we'll move onto the next part of the proccess.

Step 4:   Belushin It Out

This is the fourth part of the actual transformation into a Werebelushi,  this is where the major clothing rippage takes place.

My shirt will start to tighten a bit as I start bulking up and gaining a mix of fat and muscle,  eventually it will rip apart due to the strain and reveal my frame which will resemble John Belushi's body type including the belly which will swell into a round furry Belushi gut.

I also will feel a slight pain in my back as razor sharp quills begin sprouting of it and bursting out through the back of my shirt.    Two more werebelushi powers will be added:  Projectile quills,  and sonic belch.

I also grow to 5'8 and black fur will slowly sprout all over my body including my arms.
When the changes are done here,  part 5 will commence.

Step 5:   Totally Wild Style

This is the fifth part of the actual werebelushi transformation proccess,   this is where the changes progress from the neck up.

My hair will grow longer and longer until it becomes a wild mane and turns black as black fur grows around my face and my ears stretch out and become pointed.

And this is also where the most importart part of the werebelushi comes in-   the eyebrows,  as you lal know John Belushi was a master when it came to eyebrow expressions.

My eyebrows will twitch for a while before becoming black and bushy and yet very expressive,  much like how expressive John's eyebrows were.   These will enable me to do a variety of expressions from happiness to anger to sadness and even excitement.

My eyes will glow a dark shade of green and my canine teeth will sharpen and become fangs.  Once this part of the transformation is done we'll move onto the final part.

Final step:  Putting the Animal In Animal House

This is the final part of the actual werebelushi transformation process and this is where the face changes,  it starts with the tip of my nose turning black.

In addition to this my features start morphing and reshaping themselves becoming more John Belushi-like in appearance.

Also my voice will begin to change and alter sounding more like John Belushi's voice with a slightly gruffer tone and a few growls and grunts thrown in.

Like I mentioned a long while back,   there is also a personality change as by now I have become a lot more wild and free-spirited and kinda gruff but also kind hearted which are all common werebelushi attributes.

By this time my facial features fully resemble John Belushi's and my voice sounds just like his except well a bit more gruff and with a few growls and grunts thrown in.

I also by now would have developed the basic set of Werebelushi powers:  Superhuman strength and agility,  heightenend senses,  projectile quills,  and the sonic belch among others.

Despite their girth a Werebelushi is pretty strong and agile,  even more than so your average athlete.  And with so much energy just waiting to be spilled out,   it only makes things more fun.

Once this is over the change is done and I am a fully transformed werebelushi.  Rawr.   Sorry,  werebelushi instincts are hard to control at first.

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So there you have it,   the process of becoming your standard American Werebelushi,  and I for one am happy to carry on the legacy of my late great father-figure in such a noble manor.

Werebelushi instincts will be hard to control sometimes and I will have a much larger appetite when i'm in werebelushi form but you don't have to worry about me raiding the fridge or anything.

The transformation happens at night mostly on nights of full moon which is every 28 days according to most luna calendars but can happen every night as well.

As a running gag,  I like to be completely obvlious as to what's happening and just act like it's normal for me.

Now if you excuse me....this big not-so-bad-werebelushi is going to go and have some fun,   see you all later and by the way John says hi.