(Scene: Desert, night)

(Nathan and Staten are fighting the newest monster unleashed by the bovine demon Moocifer, the monster is a large bat-like monster with sonar based powers)

Mad Bat:
Ahahahaha! You will never defeat me.

Nathan:
We shall see about that.  Ready, Staten?

Staten:
Hell yeah!

(Nathan transforms into Growler and fights Mad Bat with Staten helping,  they block Mad Bat's sonar attacks but are blown away by Mad Bat's spinning whirlwind attack)

Mad Bat:
How does it feel to be gone with the wind?

Growler:
Ugh....I HATE bad puns!

Staten:
Come on man you're a soldier...let's continue this little battle.

Growler:
Alright! *gets back up*

(Growler and Staten jump back up and continue fighting Mad Bat,  this time dodging his wind and sonar attacks as well,  and hitting him with their best attacks,  but Mad Bat's stomach absorbs the energy from them)

Mad Bat:
Mmmm...energy!

Growler:
Damn that bat is soaking up the energy from our attacks like a sponge.  I've tried everything.

Staten:
Wait! There is one thing we haven't tried yet.

Growler:
And what would that be?

Staten:
Going super Sayain.

Growler:
It's worh a shot.

Staten:
Stand back!

(Staten thrusts his arms back and he begins to glow and he turns Super Sayain but this time he turns from a gargoyle into a MLP styled pony)

Growler:
What? A pony?  That's your newly acquired Super Sayain form of yours? An SSJ Pony? That's just ridiculous. (laughs)

Staten:
What? I like MLP remember?  Plus I think it looks awesome,  and cute!

Growler:
Sorry,  but I don't know how affective a pony would be against a creature like Mad Bat.

Staten:
Never underestimate a Brony my friend!  Just sit back and watch.

Growler:
Alright if you insist!

(Staten jumps into the middle and enters a tough fighting stance,  his golden wings flapping up and down as he gives Mad Bat a menacingly glare)

Staten:
Hey you there,  you bat-freak.

Mad Bat:
Yeeees?

Staten:
Ever gotten beaten by a pony before?

Mad Bat:
I don't think so.

Staten:
Good..because this is your first time.  

(Staten hovers in mid air as Mad Bat flies up and performs wind attacks,  but he ducks them and counters with a few Dragonball Z styled moves)

Mad Bat:
Woah...you are good.  But i'm better!

Staten:
Oh yeah? Try this for size!

(Staten hovers in mid air some more before warming up a very powerful energy blast,  he aims for the membrane between Mad Bat's wings,  and fires)

Mad Bat:
Aagh..my wing!

Staten:
So that's your weakness.

Mad Bat:
Aaaagh!

(He performs the same energy blast attack numerous times and each time he does,  it weakens Mad Bat's health and energy,  making him weaker until he falls onto the ground due to not being able to fly)

Growler:
Hey Staten...I've got an idea!

Staten:
What is it?

Growler:
In the movie Gremlins,  the Gremlins can be killed by bright lights.  What is the brightest light based attack you have?

Staten:
FinaL Flash..why?

Growler:
I want you to try it out.

Staten:
Well I can give it a shot.  Not sure if it would work though.

(Staten concentrates and a sequence of him performing Final Flash is seen,  warming it up and then firing it)

Mad Bat:
Noooooo! (explodes)

(Mad Bat explosives in a huge gooey mess of blood and fur,  Staten turns back to normal and smiles)

Staten:
I did it! I defeated him.

Growler:
Don't you mean we did it?

Staten:
Sorry...I meant WE did it.

Growler:
Yep, we sure did.

(Growler turns back into Nathan and the two of them head back home)

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END