This is all about the Walken saga...which focuses on a race of vampiric creatures called Walkens that have hypnotic powers to make humans into their kind.
TftW: Don't Fear The Walken by monstermaster13, literature
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TftW: Don't Fear The Walken
TftW: Don't Fear The Walken
NOTE:
This story takes place in a saga that comes before the Walken Hypnosis Saga and so Nathan is not Chris here.
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Dr Nathan Forester was walking through a graveyard, filming the latest episode of his In Search Of...supernatural documentary series for the Monster TV Network.
The only problem was that his film crew had abandoned him, most of them were even too afraid to show up.
This bothered Nathan quite a bit as he trodded around the graveyard, wondering what to do.
"Just my luck. When I need my crew to be with me for the filming they abandon me right here in
Chris sings: Walken Connection by monstermaster13, literature
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Chris sings: Walken Connection
Chris sings: Walken Connection
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Chris’s intro:
A lot of people tend to think that I am scary because I am a Walken but the truth is..we’re not scary at all we just want to have fun. So I thought I would do something special to prove that I am not as evil as I look.
These song was originally written by a human with magical muppet related powers...I think his name was Jim Henson.
*sings*
Why aren’t there that many songs about Walkens?
And what’s it to be on our side?
Walkens aren’t visions.
And they’re not illusions.
We’ve always got something to hide.
Some have been t
Walkenization Commercial 5# by monstermaster13, literature
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Walkenization Commercial 5#
Walkenization Commercial 5#:
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(Scene: 30 Rockapellar, night)
(This is the set of SNL, the popular late night comedy show - we see Lorne Michaels in his office.)
Secretary:
Mr Michaels?
Lorne:
Yes...
Secretary:
Someone who looks and sounds suspiciously like Walken is here to see you, sir. Something about wanting to appear on the show.
Lorne:
But we’ve got a busy guest-star schedule. Oh very well, send him in.
(Chris materializes in front of him)
Chris:
Are you the human known as Lorne Michaels?
Lorne:
Yes.
Chris:
I understand that you are the creator of this comedy p
Walken Journals: Post-Transformation by monstermaster13, literature
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Walken Journals: Post-Transformation
Walken Journals:
Post-Transformation:
NOTE:
This takes place after Nathan has first transformed into Chris Walken, hence why it's from Chris's point of view.
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Chris:
Dear journal....I didn't realize this but Jon has been conditioning me to like the Walkenization process and the whole idea behind it.
Just earlier I turned full Hessian and loved it, I haven't felt this powerful in years. Could this be the start of something wonderful?
I wonder if this means I get to keep being this way along with getting to use my new powers.
At first I thought it was weird..maybe a little bit scary...but now
Walken TF Hypnosis Script by monstermaster13, literature
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Walken TF Hypnosis Script
Human to Walken Hypnosis Script:
NOTE:
It is recommended that you read this in your best Walken voice if you have one. To make it extra effective....you can have someone record it in their best Walken voice and listen to it with headphones if you have any.
Relax, take a deep breath...close your eyes, and listen to the sound of my hypnotic voice.
You are falling into a trance, you are becoming entranced by the sound of my voice..you cannot resist my voice.
It will make you feel like you are a wonderful, talented and graceful Walken. You will feel relaxed and sirene.
I will count down from 10, and when I do - you will fall into a deep slu